So the other day, my Significant Whatever was once again wandering through Walmart** when he happened upon yet another group of employees-on-break.
No, they weren’t discussing cavemen riding dinosaurs this time. Instead, the all male group was engaged in a heated argument over Troopergate, and seemed split predictably down party lines. It was about to come to blows, when my husband popped up with just the right comment.
"Guys, guys… settle down! It’s a win-win situation!" he butted in. " Ok, so Republicans don’t get Palin in the White House. But look at it this way - she’ll be free to do a spread in Playboy!!!"
The conversation stopped.
The Walmart folks considered the possibilities.
"Do you think she would??" asked one of the guys, hopefully.
"Maybe not Playboy - but Maxim for sure!" said another.
"Ohhhhh or she could take on the education issue, and do a full color spread dressed as a school marm! Oh my god, that would be so great… "
The group wandered off together happily ever after, having found common ground with the promise of a bright future.
Setting aside the questionable ethics of my husband’s conflict management style, hearing him relate this exchange to me sparked a thought about Palin’s future career.
No, not in Playboy…. As a pundit.
I predict that Palin is going to be not the next Ronald Reagan but the next Rush Limbaugh!
( Ok, if Rush were likable and had oodles of sex appeal. Ok, any sex appeal)
Seriously, her political future looks kind of dim. Unless something almost unspeakably dramatic happens, McCain won’t win this thing, and Palin is pretty much done in the national politics. She’s going to take at least part of the blame for the loss from Republicans, and "I can see Russia from my house!" is too deeply burnt into the America psyche for the folks in the middle to forget.
She may be able to stay in power in Alaska, but I think she’s gotten a real taste of the bright lights, big influence and fast life of the Really Big Stage, and she’s lovin’ it. She’s not likely to give that up easily.
And she doesn’t have to.
She can have those bright lights, adoring fans, and a strong influence if she takes it to the airwaves.
It makes sense. Her education is in journalism. She’s a former beauty queen. The camera loves her, she seems to relish her current attack dog role, and she delivers snarks with a wink. Her far-right wing views will help rather than hurt her, because people don’t feel they have to agree with everything a political talk show host says, and the more outrageous, the better. She’s likable, she has great charisma, and has a ready audience, filled with both rabid fans, and people who love to hate her. She can even set out with a mission — to provide balance and clean up that gosh darn liberal media!
It wouldn’t prevent her from re-entering politics somewhere down the road, and might actually allow her to overcome the cloud of cluelessness hanging over her image right now - though I don’t know if visibility will ever be clear enough to allow her to actually see Russia from her house.
But it’s the perfect reality show ending — lose the prize, gain an even bigger prize: a career as a celebrity, and the ability to manipulate public opinion directly.
**Some details changed to protect the identities of the politically incorrect